Where would you rather be?

who can forget that feeling
of being watched all the time
you think no one is there
then they tap your shoulder from behind
as if you knew it would happen
well what do you know after all?
that your wife will always be shorter than you
and you are not even that tall

differentiate between higher heights
submarine dives and plane flights
or stuck in the middle ground
where would you rather be
where would you rather be
where would you rather be
sky, ocean, on the ground
where would you rather be

fortunate, unfortunate, same to me
I'll break in if I have no key
i'll take vitamins to be healthy
and eat spinache to grow taller
it's my natural flavor
spooked, short and resourceful
those who remember everything
have to be careful

differentiate between higher heights
submarine dives and plane flights
or stuck in the middle ground
where would you rather be
where would you rather be
where would you rather be
sky, ocean, or the ground,
where would you rather be

all i have is all i need
any more would be excess
any less and i'll throw a fit
don't take my things from me

differentitate between higher heights
submarine dives and plane flights
or stuck in the middle ground
where would you rather be
where would you rather be
where would you rather be
sky, ocean, or the ground
where would you rather be