lingy

siggy siggy siggy
overindulgent big biggy
writing whatsoever he wanna
thinkin nobody gonna read it

well nobody want to read it
cuz you write a bunch a nuthin
can't expect nobody read it
if you blablle all de day

why you always start with them same syllables?
n dat same form of talk?
can' you try sompin differn
that makes mo sense?

no hen! no hen! no i can't in the little bin!
i can't rake rakes and i can't shake shakes
i make music song with my syllable makes
making the k sound out of my basset hound
that i bought from the dog pound
two weeks ago today

that's correct mr. limpit
your fish has gone and bit it
he swam too often
and didn't bite the gamb nib it
though i told him too
that crazy mr. limpit.
tying my stomach in knots
like the mean roger clotz
who took up too much of my memory
where there should have been trees
but can i learn humor from trees
or how to be mean
or just a bunch of sway swaing
and lean leaning falling.

lean leaning falling is what i learned
out on the farm in the second grade
when we took a feild trip all expenses paid
by the president of the united states
who back then was hip cool and in touch
now he is old, dated, chuch
said snoopdawg on the news last night
i didn't understand him and that was my plight
language is to be understood snoop
you can't go speaking globeldy gloop
and snoop knew what i meant but he willingly disobeyed
so i went to my church and for his linguistic future i prayed