Monday, November 1, 2010

thunderclap,
how was practice?
twas a painted window
beside the mexican hat squash
on ott street
next to the cemetery
with god on our side
that's incredible
lets get pumped
divide the beat, or
drone it
couple a bums munchin on
chanellos in liberty park

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

i recognize you
sitting in a living
not much passing
except notes
they make
for a long
thanks
that's private!
don't read it!
don't speak it!
don't need it!
i can't give it!
just leave it!
or i will leaf blow you
with seventy nine horse power
enough to blow you clear cross the state
my space is my space
my junk is my junk
YOU HEARDS ME
LEAVE THE STUFF
DON'T READ IT
IT'S PRIVATE
I MEAN IT

Sunday, September 19, 2010

this many thoughts
in a 6 quart container
yield four servings
when only three are needed

what to do with the excess?
not compostable
don't want to waste it
goes bad after three days
guess i'll toss it in the ocean

but i don't live near an ocean!
crap.
guess i'll dig a hole in my front yard
these thoughts can add some nitrogen to the soil
make it more fertile

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.
- Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

okay hey yeah

oh hey.
hello.
and this thus that ate sacks of sock juice.

ewwwww.
what is sock juice?

I'll tell you what it is young skylooker
it is a potato sack filled with fluids extracted from dirty socks made dirty by a football team. a professional football team. A superbowl team.

oh hey.
hey yeah.
okay.
sure yeah.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

fun suckers

bubble beez on my knees outside.
geez.
picnick.
geez.
cheese.
geez.

glib glab fun sucking fun sucker.
they don't know who they are.
fun suckers that is.
most don't mean to suck fun.
but they don't know fun.
i know fun.
you know fun?
yeah.
we know fun.
let's show the fun suckers how to have fun.