intrawebs

is the internet a black hole?

or a white hole?

or a mountain, with no hole?

or a bunch of webs, like the name says

virtual choir

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7o7BrlbaDs

eric whitacre

elizabeth taylor

http://www.archive.org/details/ElizabethTaylor


i wrote a song about her

A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.
- Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

los angeles guitar quartet is incredible

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfkoPMAl7to&feature=related

david russell on enthusiasm & the guitar

Enthusiasm is the key to enjoyment. His nephew drew this picture: http://www.davidrussellguitar.com/tip-data/tip-spring-2005.htm

beard; an overview

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard

songs
hundreds of them
curdling in
cumin
and

keen wah, like the wah wah, that toluca road used
on wednesdays nights
at the church

fixed that forever ago
all's well.

uppedy downedy
lawdy lawdy that boy can play the guitar

andres segovia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG7y_CD9rMg

A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Those who speak most of progress measure it by quantity and not by quality.
- George Santayana

Language is the source of misunderstandings.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.
- Warren Beatty

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
- Jef Raskin

mice teeks and prune juice

mice teeks
those are insects that infest the fur on mice
make them itch
and cry
and whine
and crave strange things like prune juice

researchers are looking for a cure for these symptoms
because there is no way to get rid of the teeks
teeks are asexual and can reproduce
500 times in a 24 hour span
the poor mice
all they can do is try to find some cure for their itch

apparently the prune juice makes them feel better
itch less
sleep deeper
sing prettier
enjoy the weather more

if your mice has teeks, give him/her/them prune juice

thunderclap,
how was practice?
twas a painted window
beside the mexican hat squash
on ott street
next to the cemetery
with god on our side
that's incredible
lets get pumped
divide the beat, or
drone it
couple a bums munchin on
chanellos in liberty park

i recognize you
sitting in a living
not much passing
except notes
they make
for a long
thanks

that's private!
don't read it!
don't speak it!
don't need it!
i can't give it!
just leave it!
or i will leaf blow you
with seventy nine horse power
enough to blow you clear cross the state
my space is my space
my junk is my junk
YOU HEARDS ME
LEAVE THE STUFF
DON'T READ IT
IT'S PRIVATE
I MEAN IT

this many thoughts
in a 6 quart container
yield four servings
when only three are needed

what to do with the excess?
not compostable
don't want to waste it
goes bad after three days
guess i'll toss it in the ocean

but i don't live near an ocean!
crap.
guess i'll dig a hole in my front yard
these thoughts can add some nitrogen to the soil
make it more fertile

A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.
- Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

okay hey yeah

oh hey.
hello.
and this thus that ate sacks of sock juice.

ewwwww.
what is sock juice?

I'll tell you what it is young skylooker
it is a potato sack filled with fluids extracted from dirty socks made dirty by a football team. a professional football team. A superbowl team.

oh hey.
hey yeah.
okay.
sure yeah.

fun suckers

bubble beez on my knees outside.
geez.
picnick.
geez.
cheese.
geez.

glib glab fun sucking fun sucker.
they don't know who they are.
fun suckers that is.
most don't mean to suck fun.
but they don't know fun.
i know fun.
you know fun?
yeah.
we know fun.
let's show the fun suckers how to have fun.

To Do List:

1. What I want
2. Repeat number 1

i want a apple

here i is.

i want a apple.

he gots me real good.

its big front beef ate sixty plastic containers.

matee

durly.

hey box,
suspended in the air three feet in front of my face
I'm going to write something in you

meaningful

durly.