Office parties

let the party begin
bring out the dixie cups
i got the plastic forks
we ain't holdin back!
I ordered a small pizza
we have 4 packs of oreos
let's turn this office upside-down
with a hip-hip-hooray

office parties
are the best kinds of parties
everyone dressed up
looking so nice
once a business environment
now a party environment
ain't nothin as fun
as an office party

is it someone's birthday?
If not, I don't care!
let's have a party anyway
even if it's just Monday!
That's one-seventh of our life
why not make it a party day
it's before terrific tuesday
and after super sunday

office parties
are the best kinds of parties
everyone dressed up
looking so nice
once a business environment
now a party environment
ain't nothin as fun
as an office party

i said ain't nothin as fun
as an office party
ya'll heard?
if you ain't got no office
get one,
and throw a party!