the body of Hercules

Pumping fists up and down
loud hisses and grunts
big brights smiling teeth
to greet you at the front door
membership is cheap here
we will give you the body you need
to take your boss' job and please your wife
fifty dollars a month and you'll be happy

stretching, running, lifting
lose a few pounds a day
feel the happy coming in
and the fat burning away
all my veins are popping out
but i like it that way
i have the body of Hercules
huge bicepts and a two inch waist

I eat enough greens to plant a garden
and always drink powder with my milk
weak people are afraid of me
because of this body I've built
I could fly if I wanted to in fact I may try
my workout program is for the gods
I'm so strong I will never die

stretching, running, lifting
lose a few pounds a day
feel the happy coming in
and the fat burning away
all my veins are popping out
but i like it that way
i have the body of Hercules
huge bicepts and a two inch waste

They gym is my sanctuary
taking me to heigher heights
climb the stairmaster to heaven
ride to olympus on a bike

stretching, running, lifting
lose a few pounds a day
feel the happy coming in
and the fat burning away
all my veins are popping out
but i like it that way
i have the body of Hercules
huge bicepts and a two inch waste