Language is the source of misunderstandings.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or play.
- Warren Beatty

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
- Jef Raskin

mice teeks and prune juice

mice teeks
those are insects that infest the fur on mice
make them itch
and cry
and whine
and crave strange things like prune juice

researchers are looking for a cure for these symptoms
because there is no way to get rid of the teeks
teeks are asexual and can reproduce
500 times in a 24 hour span
the poor mice
all they can do is try to find some cure for their itch

apparently the prune juice makes them feel better
itch less
sleep deeper
sing prettier
enjoy the weather more

if your mice has teeks, give him/her/them prune juice